Paris Hilton Touches Down For Pee Break

June 26th, 2006 // 17 Comments

Before we go tackle the pee break, we must address the half glove look that Paris is so desperately trying to launch. It ain’t workin’ sweetie. Especially with those man hands of yours.

Moving on. The socialite we love to hate, Paris Hilton, just had to go use the little girls room. What’s the problem you ask? Well, she was flying to her destination in a helicopter, so there was no restroom. So of course, she asks the helicopter to land so she can go to the bathroom.

Paris Hilton, the celebrity heiress ordered her helicopter pilot to descend on an unwitting German farming family so that she could excuse herself. More magazine claim that her minders barred the family from entering their own house whilst she was on the toilet, perhaps to stop them from over hearing any unpleasant sounds.

Ms Hilton then spent ten minutes smoking on the porch of the farmer’s house as he wouldn’t allow her to smoke inside his home. The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”

More photos of Paris Hilton posing with that glove, after the jump.

Paris Hilton descends on German toilet from 7000 feet [Pink News]

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By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. MissJ

    a) The glove looks as dumb s she is. It makes her man-hands look even bigger…like she’s trying to fit it into a child’s size glove. idiot.

    b) When are one of these media outlets going to do a story on Carah Faye Charnow and how she’s supposedly Paris’ dummy voice and that she was paid to do the vocals on Paris’ album? I’d like to see how that turns out. Actually…what I’d really like to see is Paris on SNL w/o backup or anything…acoustic even!

  2. JJ

    Looks like O J trying the glove on in court. If the glove don’t fit, you look like shit.

  3. Lola

    What is with this skanky ho and her bladder issues/problems?
    Does she just hold it until she can’t any longer, is it lack of thinking ahead or what? She is either peeing on heself, in a cab or in line somewhere – this freak should go visit a urologist and FAST.

  4. Lola

    What is with this skanky ho and her bladder issues/problems?
    Does she just hold it until she can’t any longer, is it lack of thinking ahead or what? She is either peeing on herself, in a cab or in line somewhere – this freak should go visit a urologist and FAST.

  5. doofus

    how OLD is this story? I think I read it about two weeks ago. It supposedly happened travelling to or from Cannes.

    and I think it was posted HERE, too.

    sheesh, socialite, get on the ball!

  6. brandy

    They barred the family from going in their own house while she went to the bathroom? If they tried that on me, I’d say forget it! They aren’t the cops – they are Paris’s “people”. Who cares what they say?

  7. brandy

    They barred the family from going in their own house while she went to the bathroom? If they tried that on me, I’d say forget it! They aren’t the cops – they are Paris’s “people”. Who cares what they say? They shouldn’t have even let her in!

  8. 2 Old 4 This

    Too bad the family didn’t shoot her for tresspassing. Done us all a favor

  9. 2 Old 4 This

    tressssssspasssssing

    sorry about that – fat fingered it.
    don’t call the typo police

  10. Tulipsaki

    Those half-glove things look like she’s trying too hard. Which she probably is.

  11. Draya

    Parasite’s gotta be kidding with this. Wahat a joke. She’s got Manster hands.

  12. that’s a worse mistake than making that sex tape!

  13. delicious_dysfunktion

    Ah well,guess the family is gonna have to throw the toilet out.

  14. blah

    Where’s the Red Baron when you need him?

  15. Molls

    Yes, Paris, that’s the way to make your man-hand less conspicuous, wear half of a glove. Jeez, the thing looks like a condom for one’s fingers.

  16. Booboo

    Rachael Stevens wore the same half gloves in a video last year.
    She made them look cute though

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