Paris Hilton Touches Down For Pee Break

Before we go tackle the pee break, we must address the half glove look that Paris is so desperately trying to launch. It ain’t workin’ sweetie. Especially with those man hands of yours.

Moving on. The socialite we love to hate, Paris Hilton, just had to go use the little girls room. What’s the problem you ask? Well, she was flying to her destination in a helicopter, so there was no restroom. So of course, she asks the helicopter to land so she can go to the bathroom.

Paris Hilton, the celebrity heiress ordered her helicopter pilot to descend on an unwitting German farming family so that she could excuse herself. More magazine claim that her minders barred the family from entering their own house whilst she was on the toilet, perhaps to stop them from over hearing any unpleasant sounds.

Ms Hilton then spent ten minutes smoking on the porch of the farmer’s house as he wouldn’t allow her to smoke inside his home. The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”

More photos of Paris Hilton posing with that glove, after the jump.

Paris Hilton descends on German toilet from 7000 feet [Pink News]