Paris Hilton Thinks She Has The Authority To Congratulate People

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Paris Hilton gives the “hot” nod to Survivor. Survivor says thanks, but I’d rather have the blow-job I was promised. InTouch Weekly reports:

Paris Hilton was among the many stars who turned out to congratulate Survivor: Cook Islands winner Yul Kwon at the official after-party thrown by In Touch on December 17. “I love Survivor –it’s hot,” the Hilton Hotel heiress said on the red carpet at the event, held at Hollywood’s Boulevard 3 on the Sunset Strip. Other celebrities who turned out to celebrate the end of the CBS reality series’ 13th season included Navy: NCIS star Pauley Perrette, Jai Rodriguez of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, music producer JR Rotem and this season’s Amazing Race winners Tyler Denk and James Branaman.

In other news, Paris has probably had sex with all of the attendees of said event. I’m just kidding. But not really.

Survivors get In Touch [InTouch Weekly]

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