Paris Hilton: The Actress

April 5th, 2005 // 5 Comments

Now this is what I call acting. Notice the vacant eyes, expressionless face. Slightly furrowed brow. That’s horror movie fear personified. Congratulations Paris!

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Mrs. B

    Why does she even bother?

  2. I would counsel her to avoid carrying wood in her scenes as it draws unfavorable comparisons to her own shortcomings. And besides, the wood steals the scene.

  3. Cynthia

    Who are these morons giving this ho a bunch of roles?!? Who actually wants to see her? Not me! I was hoping her 15 minutes of fame would have ended about 14 1/2 minutes ago….

  4. cakeboy

    please bitches!,
    y’all as enthralled as I am.
    we all want as many candy purses, sexy greek gods to lay down with, little doggies, porn tapes, crazy cake-makeup, blonde hair, and as many unicorns floating round our heads!

    loves it!

  5. Rachel S.

    Naaaah….I would rather have my brains and self-respect!

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