Paris Hilton Sucking (Up To) MySpace Founder?

August 8th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

If there’s one thing hooker shoe retailer Paris Hilton knows how to do it’s sleep around to get what she wants. That, and maintain a highly unnatural tan at all times. Her latest victim appears to be MySpace founder Chris DeWolfe.

It’s being reported that the two have been getting mighty cozy at a party over the weekend, with a Page Six spy reporting, that Paris was “interested in discussing her stalled singing career with Sony BMG honcho Charlie Walk as the two huddled in a lavishly decorated Moroccan tent in De Wolfe’s back yard.” Apparently, MySpace is getting ready to launch their own digital music store, along the lines of iTunes.

Ha! Blowjobs for everyone! Poor, slow little Benji Madden undoubtedly will be the last to know. She’ll probably just tell him that De Wolfe and the gang all got bit on the crotch by snakes and she was doing her best to suck out the poison. She’s such a giver!

And if he doesn’t buy it, she can always say, “Well, maybe you should have tried picking up the tab once in a while.”


If there’s one thing hooker shoe retailer Paris Hilton knows how to do it’s sleep around to get what she wants. That, and maintain a highly unnatural tan at all times. Her latest victim appears to be MySpace founder Chris DeWolfe.

It’s being reported that the two have been getting mighty cozy at a party over the weekend, with a Page Six spy reporting, that Paris was “interested in discussing her stalled singing career with Sony BMG honcho Charlie Walk
as the two huddled in a lavishly decorated Moroccan tent in De Wolfe’s
back yard.” Apparently, MySpace is getting ready to launch their own
digital music store, along the lines of iTunes.

Ha! Blowjobs for everyone! Poor, slow little Benji Madden
undoubtedly will be the last to know. She’ll probably just tell him
that De Wolfe and the gang all got bit on the crotch by snakes and she
was doing her best to suck out the poison. She’s such a giver!

And if he doesn’t buy it, she can always say, “Well, maybe you should have tried picking up the tab once in a while.”

By Lisa Timmons
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