Paris Hilton Sleeps With Monkey

And no, we’re not talking about Stavros Niachros. At least not this time. reports:

“I don’t do that [have sex] unless I’m in a relationship. I’m old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!” Hilton told Australian Cosmopolitan. “Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.”

Hmm, something here tells me in about three weeks, I’ll be racking my brain to come up with a clever title for the blog post I’ll have to write about Paris Hilton’s Lesbian Monkey Sex Tape–and I won’t be referring to a tryst with Britney “Animal” Spears. At least I hope I won’t, cause THAT would actually be really disturbing and gross.

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