Paris Hilton: Sex & Staplers

December 3rd, 2004 // 3 Comments

What has our beloved skank been up to recently. Well, she’s slept with skateboarder Chad Muska and Stephen Dorff. Eww. Eww. Eww. He’s just disgusting. Paris’ bedroom exploits are so hard to keep up with that my blog husband Ron has started a new blog called Sex Degrees of Paris Hilton (inspired by a Gawker blurb).

An example:

Let’s start with Demi Moore, bionic woman. Demi “dated” Leo DiCaprio, *allegedly*, and Leo dated Rosario Dawson, and Rosario dated Colin Farrell … which brings us back to … Paris Hilton.

It’s easy as pie.

In case you didn’t know what to get a loved one for the holidays, why not get a stapler autographed by Paris Hilton? Staples is auctioning it off. The bidding is at $1,270.00. You better hurry up though, you only have 2 days 22 hours 12 minutes to place your bid.


By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Micki

    Paris to benefit the Staples Foundation for Higher Learning? If that includes weed, that’s hot.

  2. Michele

    As much as i want to hate Paris Hilton ,i can’t she just seems so damn sweet! I do have to say tho, i wish she’d have some kahunahs and just go without the blue contacts -it would make her seem more confident, she’s still a pretty girl.

  3. Drana

    Somebody kill Chad Muska.

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