Paris Hilton Rides Copenhagen

August 6th, 2008 // 6 Comments

The entire city. Seriously. People lined up. They don’t have a Center for Disease Control there to pass out informational pamphlets about panty crickets. Paris Hilton and her Igor (Benji Madden) rode the rides at Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Copenhagen looks like a rad city, with an amusement park in the middle of it. Why must these two sully everything historic and beautiful?

You know this hooker was running around looking for little Dutch boys to put their finger in her.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden in the gallery!


The entire city. Seriously. People lined up. They don’t have a Center
for Disease Control there to pass out informational pamphlets about
panty crickets. Paris Hilton and her Igor (Benji Madden) rode the rides at Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen, Denmark.Copenhagen
looks like a rad city, with an amusement park in the middle of it. Why
must these two sully everything historic and beautiful?You know this hooker was running around looking for little Dutch boys to put their finger in her.Check out all 10+ photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. mattt

    Where are the Dutch boys coming from? People in Denmark are called Danish. People from Holland are Dutch. Your American geography lessons are showing.

  2. therealdana

    Well said Mattt. Being a Dane (sometimes great) I find it unbelievable that people still think that Dutch is spoken in Denmark.
    (Danish is not just a sugary pastry….)

  3. green cardigan

    I was asked once if I was ‘Scotch’ and if it was winter in New Ireland (while it was summer in the Northern Hemisphere). I won’t tell you the nationality of the person who asked that question ! :)

  4. PO PO ZAO

    I dont really care about Benji Madden, but he looks like such a little loser following her around with all those tall hot guys everywhere, not that she matters either really.

  5. Shopgirl

    No sane Dutch, or Dane for that matter, will ever consider sticking his finger in that wonky-eyed, STD slut. Yuk!

  6. Frida

    matt & therealdana: I hear you, how many times have the americans not been able to tell the difference between Sweden (my beloved country) and Switzerland. Seriously. By the way, I feel for you for having to entertain America’s biggest bimbo, hope she leaves your beautiful city soon!

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