Paris Hilton Releases Shoes For When You’re On The Stroll

July 30th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Sexual adventurer Paris Hilton unleashed her Fall 2009 shoe collection in Vegas on Monday. Whether you’re a lady of the evening who’s not sure which set of pumps look best when pointed at the ceiling, or just really bad at dressing yourself–has she got some kicks for you.

I
personally chose the styling, design, materials and colors for the
entire line and also wanted to make sure it was super comfortable. Each
shoe has a heart-shaped comfort pad sewn into the inner sole, so you
can dance and party all night long! I also made the soles of the shoes
hot pink so from every angle, they are super cute!,” Paris exclaimed.

That sentence should actually read as follows:

“I personally chose the person who chose the sweatshop where overworked and underpaid immigrants made those shoes in between beatings. I think they might be comfortable. I didn’t see them until now. I just kind of signed this form and got paid. Each shoe has a morning-after pill in the heel, so you don’t have to get into a lot of bullshit down at the free clinic. So you can f*ck and suck all night long! I also made the shoes hot pink on the bottom so if one of your job has a shoe fetish, he can hump it while you take a cigarette break. They are super cute!”

Click any photo to view all 40+ photos of Paris Hilton pimping her shoe line in the gallery!


Sexual adventurer Paris Hilton unleashed her Fall 2009 shoe collection
in Vegas on Monday. Whether you’re a lady of the evening who’s not sure
which set of pumps look best when pointed at the ceiling, or just really bad at dressing yourself–has she got some kicks for you.”I
personally chose the styling, design, materials and colors for the
entire line and also wanted to make sure it was super comfortable. Each
shoe has a heart-shaped comfort pad sewn into the inner sole, so you
can dance and party all night long! I also made the soles of the shoes
hot pink so from every angle, they are super cute!,” Paris exclaimed.That sentence should actually read as follows:”I
personally chose the person who chose the sweatshop where overworked
and underpaid immigrants made those shoes in between beatings. I think
they might be comfortable. I didn’t see them until now. I just kind of
signed this form and got paid. Each shoe has a morning-after pill in
the heel, so you don’t have to get into a lot of bullshit down at the
free clinic. So you can f*ck and suck all night long! I also made the
shoes hot pink on the bottom so if one of your job has a shoe fetish,
he can hump it while you take a cigarette break. They are super cute!”
Click any photo to view all 40+ photos of Paris Hilton pimping her shoe line in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. missy

    She still hasn’t fixed that hair? And are these shoes exclusively for the big and tall “ladies”?

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