Paris Hilton Probably Doesn’t Have a Lot of Underwear to Give

Even though I have a feeling that Paris Hilton’s promised half-way house is less than a quarter of the way built and there seems to be no permanent change in sight from her party lifestyle, she recently announced that she does her part to help out those less fortunate, by giving them clothes to wear.

“I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”

Great, exactly what we need–more homeless people dressing like giant sluts. Either that, or–from the looks of these pictures–a bunch of them running around, looking like Elton John.


More photos of a care-free Paris Hilton after the jump.