We’ve found out what we’ve known all along, Paris Hilton isn’t very intelligent. All was revealed in the deposition that she gave in connection with a defamation lawsuit filed by Zeta Graff against Ms. Hilton. One example:
In her deposition, Hilton is asked about a companion that night whose first name was Terry. When asked if she knew his last name, Hilton replied: “It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas.”
The socialite seemingly has a hard time deciphering the difference between a toilet and a cab.
Paris Hilton’s Publicists Are Trying To Silence A Hawaiian Taxi Driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.
Harden Jameison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress was too drunk to notice she’d wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Nicharos up after a party on Maui.
The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton’s own DNA as evidence against her.
Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton’s heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel drenched with the socialite’s urine.
He says, “They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop.” The cab driver claims one of Hilton’s pals offered him $200 (Â£111) for the towel.
Ewww. He kept the towel that he used to clean up her pee with? Paris is shown, in the photos below, running out of a colonic clinic.
(Images via JJB)