Paris Hilton Needs A Refresher On British Trivia

January 28th, 2009 // Leave a Comment


Paris Hilton
is invading London right now doing publicity for Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend the British version of that silly BFF charade that aired here last fall.

While probably brainstorming cute British middle names for “London” her well-mannered, English first born, Paris caught a nasty case of the Jessica Alba‘s.

When asked if she knew who the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom was, Paris gave her best educated guess – television personality Gordon Ramsay.

Hey, just as Alba’s foreign policy flub involved another European country beginning with “S” and neutral more than half a century ago, at least Paris guessed someone British! Good guess, P. Hilt! At least she didn’t say Ryan Seacrest!
 
Here’s hoping the lucky, lucky British winner melds in better than poor
Brittany Flickinger who’s had a hell of time keeping her seat warm at
the cool kids table. (Sorry, Onch!)

Paris would actually like her Brit BFF to be a little more pure to balance out her mangled, bug-ridden aura –”the girls in L.A. are such sluts,” she said.

(Biting our tongues)

View a gallery of Paris Hilton at London’s Punk Club here!


Paris Hilton is invading London right now doing publicity for Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend the British version of that silly
BFF charade that aired here last fall. While probably brainstorming cute British middle names for “London” her well-mannered, English first born, Paris caught a nasty case of the Jessica Alba‘s.When asked if she knew who the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom was, Paris gave her best educated guess – television personality Gordon Ramsay.Hey,
just as Alba’s foreign policy flub involved another European country
beginning with “S” and neutral more than half a century ago, at least
Paris guessed someone British! Good guess, P. Hilt! At least she didn’t
say Ryan Seacrest. Here’s hoping the lucky, lucky British winner melds better than poor
Brittany Flickinger who’s had a hell of time keeping her seat warm at
the cool kids table. (Sorry, Onch!)Paris
would actually like her Brit BFF to be a little more pure to balance
out her mangled, bug-ridden aura –”the girls in L.A. are such sluts,”
she said.(Biting our tongues)View a gallery of Paris Hilton at London’s Punk Club here!

By Melissa Noble
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