Paris Hilton Ruins Everything

July 25th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Anyone who reads this site has probably guessed that J. Harvey is a sci-fi/comic geek in disguise as a vapid gay snark bitch. Or maybe not so much in disguise. So when I read that Paris Hilton was at the San Diego Comic-Con and I wasn’t, I wanted to throw a noose over a rafter in the barn and swing.

Paris was there promoting Repo: The Genetic Opera. That dumb bitch. Does she have to invade EVERY aspect of life? Even the most mouth-breathing, living in his Nana’s basement, masturbating with chicken lard to VHS copies of Dragonball Z, with a subscription to Krispy Kreme and wearing the same Bone t-shirt ten days in a row isn’t going to get with you, trashbag!

“This is hot!,” is how she summed up the experience. My kingdom for an unfortunate incident involving a geek dressed as Edward Scissorhands and her head.

Click any photo to view all 13 photos of Paris Hilton at Comic-Con in the gallery!


Anyone who reads this site has probably guessed that J. Harvey is a
sci-fi/comic geek in disguise as a vapid gay snark bitch. Or maybe not
so much in disguise. So when I read that Paris Hilton was at the San Diego Comic-Con and I wasn’t, I wanted to throw a noose over a rafter in the barn and swing.Paris was there promoting Repo: The Genetic Opera.
That dumb bitch. Does she have to invade EVERY aspect of life? Even the
most mouth-breathing, living in his Nana’s basement, masturbating with
chicken lard to VHS copies of Dragonball Z, with a subscription to Krispy Kreme and wearing the same Bone t-shirt ten days in a row isn’t going to get with you, trashbag!”This
is hot!,” is how she summed up the experience. My kingdom for an
unfortunate incident involving a geek dressed as Edward Scissorhands
and her head.

By J. Harvey
  1. Chris Abney

    J. Harvey, As “a sci-fi/comic geek in disguise as a vapid gay snark bitch” myself, I totally feel your pain. There was a brief time when I thought ole Paris was cute in that “oh, that pimple isn’t too bad… it’s cute” kinda way, but that time has long since past. Anyway, good show.

    You know she probably thought she was at some Halloween party, and didn’t have the brain cells to question why it was in July.

    Oh, BTW…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA. You are the funniest fucker I’ve ever read. Seriously, I laugh at my desk at work till I cry. Too bad we both have boyfriends we love, huh?

    Chris In Indy

  2. JD

    Why does she keep getting invited to stuff??? Everyone hates her. I don’t get it.

  3. nivrati

    guys plz..leave her alone..she’s hot and she’s my idol..!

  4. curt

    she is stupid but she can suck my dick anytime

  5. Ferdinand Narcos

    Paris is fucking melanoma on the face of society,or some such egalitarian crap….

  6. paul b.

    she has a big ugly fish hook nose, and the stupid troll is still wearing those fake blue nasty contacts i see, making her wonky brown eye even wonkier.

  7. Blah!

    She is a herpes whore.

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