Paris Hilton: ‘I’m The Closest Thing To American Royalty’

July 5th, 2005 // 28 Comments

Paris Hilton is demanding a royal wedding; she wants to get married in London’s Westminster Abbey, St. Paul’s Cathedral or Windsor Castle. However, since she’s not royalty, she may have a little problem with that request.

“I’ve got my heart set on a ceremony at St Paul’s or Westminster, but I’ve had to write to the Prince (Charles) to ask for a dispensation because I don’t qualify.

“But the actual event is going to have a royal theme and London is the only place to do that. I’m the closest thing to American royalty anyway.”

This said as JFK Jr. rolls over in his grave. We’ll let’s hope that Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis make it to the altar. The happy couple was seen fighting outside the trendy West Hollywood restaurant Dan Tana’s.

At first, Hilton had romance in mind for dessert, as she sat on Latsis’ lap and kissed and cuddled him while they — along with her sister Nicky and another female friend — waited for their cars after dinner.

But just a few minutes into their passionate embrace, Hilton, 24, abruptly stood up with a scowl, placed her hands on her hips and announced to Latsis, 22, “I have to go with my sister tonight.” She then stormed off and stood looking forlorn and near tears about 30 feet away.

Although Latsis quickly ran to Hilton and smothered her with kisses, Paris suddenly stomped off again. This time, however, Latsis had had enough. He jumped into his nearby black Ford F-150 pickup truck and roared off, leaving a visibly angry Hilton on the curb.

Young love. It’s such a fragile time. The two of you are in my prayers.

Hilton demands royal wedding [Digital Spy]
Paris Hilton & Paris Latsis: Their First Fight [Star]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    This isn’t the first time she claimed to be American Royalty…she gave that same line to a French newspaper a few years ago.
    The Kennedy’s claim to that title was made up by a reporter in 1963…they have just as little claim as the Hiltons…or any American’s for that matter…
    At the end of the Revolution, John Adams (of MA) wanted to set up an American system of peers based on the British one. Jefferson, Madison (of VA) amongst others prevented this from happening…(thankfully)…

  2. Callisto

    I Didn’t Realize That “Porn” Stars (Like Paris Hilton Is!!) Can Be “American Royalty”!! Hey Paris… Sluts; That Do Home Video Porn… Can’t Be Consider… American Royalty!!

    Paris Is Such and “Idiot” For Saying This Stupid Thing In Public!! and The Other Paris (Latsis)… Looks Like a “Geek” In This Picture!! It Seems That Being Rich… Cannot Buy You, Good Taste In Clothes!!

  3. bethany

    alter? ALTER??

    sigh…

  4. Maria

    Oh God! Please, someone, ANYONE, make her go away already! WTF?!? Will someobody please explain to me how a person with such narcissism has become so popular? She is downright sickening I tell you! She is completely and shamelessly in love with herself! Royalty? She is a brain dead whore who happens to be from a wealthy family. If she were Royalty, the Royal Family would have reeled her in long before her behavior became so disgusting!

  5. Nora

    Does anyone really think this ‘marriage’ will last long? I mean, we have a totally spoiled ‘princess here. How long do you think Paris the Geek will put up with her little tantrums? and yeah, he has awful taste in women, and even worse taste in clothes. That shirt is right out of Saturday Night Fever, circa 1976!

  6. December

    PHil is a twit.

  7. Brian

    Yes the Hiltons do have money but no where near as much as they’d like people to believe.I spent 3 weeks in the Hamptons last summer and they are considered to be on the B list on a good day.That’s the polite version.
    Like the saying goes:The first generation earns the money.The second generation adds to the money.The third generation spends the money.And spends……and spends….and spends……

  8. Callisto

    Yeah, Brian… I Also Suspect That The Hiltons Are NOT That Rich!! because Although, They Are Wealthy, but They Are NOT That Wealthy Like They Say They Really Are… because The Hilton Hotels; Are NOT “Hot” Anymore!!

  9. Nia

    Rich or not, I find the whole bunch to be disgusting! They would have to be a real materialistic and shallow bunch to produce a twit like this.

  10. sizzle

    she kind of looks like prince charles in that picture

  11. A Boy and His Dog

    The poor thing, he let her pick out his clothes.

  12. Dean Tailor

    You know, that’s the first picture of her I’ve seen in ages where she actually doesn’t look too bad.

  13. lala

    if they do get married she better not wear white
    (she will I know, I know,) becasue white abstinence and virginity. (either of which she does not posses as we all know.)
    If they get married, i can’t wait to see this train wreck unfold.
    and IF they get married I can’t wait to see her get turned down for her little request AND a HUGE reallity check. (she gets one every few years each one better than the last.)

  14. bethany

    Dexter, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’ve read one too many biased Jefferson biographies. Adams never wanted to set up a “peer system” as you call it.

    Adams was labeled a “royalist” or “loyalist” because of his suggestions regarding the presidency. Many misinterpeted his ideas as wanting to establish a monarchy here, which was not true. How one jumps from that conclusions to the one made about his wanting to establish a social caste here is nearly as mind-boggling as all the commas that have decided to come ’round lately.

  15. Terry

    Greek dudes are so gross.

  16. naima

    MAKE THIS WOMAN GO AWAY!!! SHE IS NOTHING NEAR BEING ROYAL!!! AND SHES NOT POPULAR ITS JUST THAT SHES POPPING UP EVERYWHERE! SHE IS THE MOST UGLY PERSON EVER!! and she says right : oooh you dont need fake boobs or a fake body if you have a pretty face!!! WHATS WRONG WITH HER SHE HAVE HAD PLASTIC OPERATIONS ALL OVER HER FACE !!!!!!!!!!SHE AND NICKY HAS HAVE A PLASTIC OPERATION! JUST GO ON THE NET AND FIND BEFORE AND AFTER PICS SHE IS SO UGLY THAT GIRL NEED HELP!! NICOLE IS SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN SHE IS !!!!! U GO NICOLE:)

  17. JESSICA

    yeah u are so right naima!!! she is not royal shes a porn star!!!!!!!!!!!! no way shes getting married in that church !!!!! that woman have had so many plastic operations !! and only she would marry someone with the same name!!! what are they gonna call their baby ?? PARIS? my god that woman is not a good role model!!! get her out of here!!!

  18. Brian

    At least she’s used to getting on her knees,so when it comes time for her to kneel at the altar she’ll know how……..I just hope she knows where to stop……….

  19. ilostmyshoe

    The ultimate bridezilla.

    Let’s all be happy none of us are a bridesmaid.

    Can’t you just see a sea of pink satin with bows galore and Tinkerbell the ring bearer ?

    Sigh…excuse me, there’s a ledge outside that needs jumping off of.

  20. Linda

    GO AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And STAY gone!

  21. Cynthia

    Oh gosh! Can’t you just see it now? You know how some brides go all nutty over their stupid weddings? This bitch is already about as narcissistic as anyone could possibly be! Just imagine her posing for stupid wedding photos, in some stupid frilly dress, hand on the hip, that usual dumb fake smile and the ‘LOOK AT ME!” attitude.
    Oh, excuse me, I think I feel my dinner coming back up…..

  22. JC

    That guy is ugly!

  23. Lorena

    Can anyone possibly be anymore in love with themselves? I didn’t think so!

  24. Hodgie

    Shes such a prostitute…comments by these stupid rich bitches just keep getting stupider and stupider… hah american royalty…what a thought that she would be considered royalty…i guess shes just doing what she does best, makind herself look like an ass! what the fuck is the other one wearing? Surely he can afford new clothes

  25. Carla

    ROYALTY?!? hahahahahahahaha! Yeah, right! She is nothing more than an empty-headed, uneducated trashy whore who happens to have money. And apparently a huge ego to boot! WTF?

  26. shutterbug

    I think they should each be spayed and nuetered.

  27. Cynthia

    So maybe THAT’S what was meant by the alter (instead of altar)!

  28. Terry

    Greek guys are ugly.

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