Paris Hilton Hoping to Blind the Stars Once Again

August 9th, 2007 // 5 Comments

I still don’t know what “Stars Go Blind” is supposed to mean. Maybe it has something to do with Paris’ dark sunglasses. Oh, how I wish! As you may or may not know, Paris already hard at work on her second album because apparently, there’s a disturbing shortage of bad music circulating in the world and that without it, our planet will be subjected to global warming and an impending ecological disaster. Oh wait, that’s the ozone layer. OK, then, yes, I officially have no idea why she thinks this is a good idea. Unless, she’s trying to market music for the deaf and tasteless, because you’d have to be both to really be able to appreciate the depth of Paris’ musical artistry. And here, we see her on her way to the recording studio, but I’m sure that on the way, she plans on picking up some supplies from Home Depot to start working on that half-way house shortly thereafter! I have faith in reformed Paris! I think that means I’m a star that’s gone blind.


More photos of Paris Hilton in black after the jump.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Kate

    I may have missed the point of this article but I believe the song was called “Stars are blind” not the Stars go blind.

  2. Zekers

    I miss the old days, when people had to have actual talent to cut a album…
    Yes Lisa, if you have faith in her…your stars have gone blind!
    I wish people wouldn’t give her attention for her singing/acting “career” then maybe she would stop assaulting us.

  3. I thought that the record company said no to a second album, a remarkably sensible idea. Why do people say ‘yes’ to this sort of thing? Just because Paris wants to do it? You don’t say yes to toddlers who want to, oh I don’t know, go out in the middle of the street and scream, do you?

  4. rob

    if she was the toddler, then yes throw the ball in the street and say fetch.

  5. green cardigan

    Oh, Have Mercy On Us… she penning the lyrics herself ? Heartfelt tunes of her days spent on hunger strike in LA County Prison ? Songs of Solitary Confinement? Ballads of itchy bed sheets?
    Can you imagine her on a stage, alone, with a guitar singing ? No ! !
    She’s is so utterly devoid of talent. I’d rather lick the wall for 2 hours than listen to her ‘music’.

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