Paris Hilton Has ADD

June 12th, 2007 // 22 Comments

According to TMZ, the mysterious medical illness that was the cause of Paris Hilton’s release from jail to serve her time under house arrest is Attention Deficit Disorder:

We’re told Hilton is taking Adderall for her ADD. Although our sources were not specific, we’re told Hilton was not receiving all of her medications at Lynwood. As a result, Hilton was having severe panic attacks in jail. There were times she was so debilitated, she could not push the panic button in her cell.

Hmm, now I might feel sorry for her if I didn’t know that her dad is already trying to sell the concept of a “Get Out of Jail” party for Paris to a club in Vegas. These people are so gross. Also, I have emotional ADD, so I’ve already pretty much forgotten that I was feeling slightly bad for her at the beginning of this paragraph.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Amy

    I KNEW it was Adderal. Yes, it’s used for ADD and ADHD, but it’s also a form of SPEED. Hence, that skinny ho’s ability to stay so thin. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

  2. Amy

    I KNEW it was Adderal. Yes, it’s used for ADD and ADHD, but it’s also a form of SPEED. Hence, that skinny ho’s ability to stay so thin. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

  3. LA Girl

    Anybody realize that all those crazy chicks (nicole, paris, lilo, etc.) They’re all on adderall, and not for ADD… to keep up their size 0

  4. Ldysunfyre

    Yep. Adderall is indeed abused frequently by anorexics so that they can keep themselves from having an appetite.

    As to her panic state, it’s probably as a result of the fact she feels she will get fat if she doesn’t take her Adderall (which is possible since your metabolism is nil after coming off things like that and you gain a shitload of weight).

  5. come on guys she needs her drugs in jail. Give a slut a break

  6. Kris

    Adderall doesn’t work as speed if you have ADD/ADHD. It stabalizes your system. In people that have ADD it has the opposite effect.

    My child has it and is on Adderall and how dare that ho make excuses like that. ADD/ADHD is a legitimate disease but she’s just a spoiled rich brat who needs to be let out into general population.

  7. ham

    This is the only known case of Attention Deficit Disorder where the patient suffers from LACK of attention RECEIVED. In most cases, the patient suffers from the inability to focus attention externally. Paris, while in jail, doesn’t have her cadre of psychophantic harlots to tell her she looks hot every three minutes. Hence the milestone case of ADD focused TOWARDS her. Fascinating. I feel dirty, now.

  8. stolidog

    ADD is made up, and it’s made up to sooth parents who don’t have time for their kids.

    college kids (and older) crush up adderal and ritalin and all the other ADD medications and snort it just like cocaine. It has virtually the same effect.

    If you don’t know that, you should.

  9. bdayguurl

    First of all, Paris has ALWAYS been thin. She’s just naturally skinny.

    I have Adult ADD and I used to take Alderall because it would suppress my appetite as well as balance my mood. When I dropped too much weight (got down to 95 lbs… not good on a 5’4 black girl), my Dr. put me on Stratera.

    While I can imagine that Paris need medication of some kind, I must re-iterate that these meds are approved for in-jail use. If an inmate has an existing condition, then the system allows for the jail MDs and Nurses to administer meds under strict supervision. Paris’ people should have filed the proper paperwork just after the sentencing and before she was remanded to assure she received her meds while in jail. It’s standard procedure.

    Besides, I’ve known Cancer patients who have received chemo treatments in jail or have been allowed to receive treatments outside the jail under heavy guard, so ADD should be easy for the county system to handle.

  10. Sam

    Since when does she have add? wouldn’t the drugs and alchohol be a bad mix? Then again Mary kate has it and and she still drinks. These girls are gross.
    Funny Paris video: http://snide.tv . I swear, if she manages to make any money off of this, I’m gonna shoot myself.

  11. Good that you don’t feel bad for her anymore Lisa!
    Paris should really serve her time in Jail like any other person … Hilton’s attorney claims aren’t convincing!!!

  12. joss

    Going without her prescription amphetamines it sounds like she was having drug withdrawl, not panic attacks, in jail.

  13. tweetie

    those who think ADD is “fake” doesn’t live in that world. As another person said, people with ADD – these drugs do the opposite to them. It’s not speed to people with ADD. Anyway Paris is full of crap. She is just a spoiled rotten little brat.

  14. John

    Paris Hilton has BSD – Bull shit disorder

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  21. me

    paris hilton is a spoiled brat who needs a kick in the bum and as for add or adhd its alot of crap its an excuse for parents who wont take responiblitiy for there kids i think its horrible that parents drug there kids its a form of child abuse while drug companies and goverment make loads of money every year

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