According to TMZ, the mysterious medical illness that was the cause of Paris Hilton’s release from jail to serve her time under house arrest is Attention Deficit Disorder:
We’re told Hilton is taking Adderall for her ADD. Although our sources were not specific, we’re told Hilton was not receiving all of her medications at Lynwood. As a result, Hilton was having severe panic attacks in jail. There were times she was so debilitated, she could not push the panic button in her cell.
Hmm, now I might feel sorry for her if I didn’t know that her dad is already trying to sell the concept of a “Get Out of Jail” party for Paris to a club in Vegas. These people are so gross. Also, I have emotional ADD, so I’ve already pretty much forgotten that I was feeling slightly bad for her at the beginning of this paragraph.