Paris Hilton Gives The World Hope

November 1st, 2005 // 7 Comments

Prayer does work.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. cruella_deville

    sorry, can’t read it…what does it say?

  2. myishmael

    shirt says “You only live once”.- That is not hope….. but science. If it were hope the shirt might read “If only I weren’t a dunce”

  3. netty

    that’s her excuse for being such a ho-bag!!

  4. Paris Hilton has recently started connecting with her own mortality, probably after she discovered that could-be malignant ass tumor.

  5. Cynthia

    I am not so certain that prayer does work. If it did, this bitch’s 15 minutes of fame would have been over about 16 minutes ago!

  6. Neferi

    The Gruesome twosome has returned, again. That message is far from encouraging. It is this parasitic harpy’s justification for all the orgiastic, cannibalistic, spine tingling activities she intnds to force on us as long as she lives. Not encouraging. But I did see something today that WAS encouraging. The Robb report reviewed the Bentley GT(which this bitch has) along with all other upscale vehicles. In the FOR category they said “It is currently the ultimate luxury coupe,” in the AGAINST category they said “Paris Hilton has one.” Wisdom actually exists out there. We’re making progress.

  7. Silasdog

    Why is it that human flotsam like Paris Hilton aren’t around when tsumani’s hit, or hurricanes rage, or in plane crashes or auto smash-ups, or train wrecks, or bird flu outbreaks, or falling electrical wires, or herpes simplex 12, or AIDS, or ebola, or pit bull attacks, earthquakes, floods, drive-by shootings, jealous razor-weilding women, or terminal hiccups. This is so frustratingly puzzelling.

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