Paris Hilton Dog-Blocked

Notorious for the neglectful treatment she gives her pets, Paris Hilton recently found herself cut off from trying to buy one too many puppies. When the socialite stepped into The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles on her way to a photo shoot.

Reportedly hoping to purchase a prop puppy for the shoot, Paris was informed by the clerk that it was obviously “an impulse buy” and refused to sell the Yorkie to the ditzy blonde. It was at that point that Paris “started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!'”

I hope that if she ever finds herself taking a trip to a fertility clinic in order to try and get pregnant, the people working exhibit the same good judgment. Someone needs to step in and break the cycle of idiocy.


Notorious for the neglectful treatment she gives her pets,
Paris Hilton recently found herself cut off from trying to buy one too
many puppies. When the socialite stepped into The Puppy Store on
Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles on her way to a photo shoot.

Reportedly hoping to purchase a prop puppy
for the shoot, Paris was informed by the clerk that it was obviously
“an impulse buy” and refused to sell the Yorkie to the ditzy blonde. It
was at that point that Paris “started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I
want my baby!'”

I hope that if she ever finds herself taking a trip to a fertility
clinic in order to try and get pregnant, the people working exhibit the
same good judgment. Someone needs to step in and break the cycle of idiocy.