Paris Hilton Digs For Gold

December 29th, 2005 // 13 Comments

And all she came up with was a little left over Mousaka, or perhaps crabs.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Bay Girl

    checking for crabs?

  2. Tellitlikeitis

    All this proves is that she is total white trash and money while it can buy most things does not buy class. Do you think it bothers her parents to know that she acts like this in public? Poor Conrad must be rolling over in his grave.

  3. That has got to be one of the most disturbing/gross things I’ve ever seen!

  4. netty

    OMG!! I cant believe her, she’s so tacky. At least feel yourself up underwater where we cant see. Great shot!

  5. bratbastid

    One might ask themselves, “What’s grosser than gross…”

  6. JP Thrashya

    Nothing like a little stinky pinky before a swim.

  7. Stevie Wonder Boy

    Ewww… and Oh No! That is just wrong.

  8. NomenNescio

    “Poor Conrad must be rolling over in his grave”

    right, because Conrad Hilton was such a patrician. Give me a break. The Hiltons have always been shanty Irish. Now they just have more money.

  9. Cynthia

    So tell me again why this trashy moron is actually admired by some people?

  10. Paris's Cousin

    You people are so MEAN! Thats my cousin, AND SHE IS NOT WHITE TRASH!

  11. Christina

    Well tell your skanky cousin to just go away and we won’t say a word. We promise. Bet you and the rest of the fam are super proud of this photo.

  12. hellbent

    Doris Duke she isn’t.

    It just goes to show that someone can have a trailer park mentality without ever stepping foot in one.

  13. McKayddie


    I cant beleeve i’m seeingthis!!!1! Im on;y 12!!!!1!!!

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