Paris Hilton Defends Her Right To Shop

December 31st, 2008 // 5 Comments

Paris Hilton thinks she’s a savior via her shopping addiction and is here to help along struggling economies world-wide. Nobel Prize contender!

She’s in Australia to host a New Year’s Eve party tonight, and the Australian press gave her flack for spending $3,844 in a 40 minute shopping spree. Have these people even heard of this trick? That’s like a trip to the convenience store for her.

Some Australian politician came to her defense, and said Paris should be commended for recognizing Australia as a shopping and fashion destination.

“I heard that a politician said that,” Hilton said. “I thought that was very sweet and it’s true.”

“I’m in Australia,
I think it’s important to help out, you know, the economy out here,
everywhere in the world,” she continued. “And what’s wrong with doing a little shopping? It’s New Year’s, I need a New Year’s dress.”

Where’s a dingo to eat someone when you need one? Here’s an assortment of Paris in Australia accompanied by sister Nicky Hilton and fake BFF Brittany Flickinger pics. We apologize in advance.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of Paris Hilton, Brittany Flickinger and Nicky Hilton in the gallery!


Paris Hilton thinks she’s a savior via her shopping addiction and is here to help along struggling economies world-wide. Nobel Prize contender!

She’s in Australia to host a New Year’s Eve party tonight, and the Australian press gave her flack
for spending $3,844 in a 40 minute shopping spree. Have these people
even heard of this trick? That’s like a trip to the convenience store
for her.

Some Australian politician came to her defense, and said Paris should
be commended for recognizing Australia as a shopping and fashion
destination.

“I heard that a politician said that,” Hilton said. “I thought that was very sweet and it’s true.”

“I’m in Australia,
I
think it’s important to help out, you know, the economy out here,
everywhere in the world,” she continued. “And what’s wrong with doing a
little shopping? It’s New Year’s, I need a New Year’s dress.”

Where’s a dingo to eat someone when you need one? Here’s an assortment of Paris in Australia accompanied by sister Nicky Hilton and fake BFF Brittany Flickinger pics. We apologize in advance.Check out all 15+ photos of Paris Hilton, Brittany Flickinger and Nicky Hilton in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. deka

    i bet paris cant wait until her mandatory show promotion is over
    http://www.thatshideous.com

  2. Mandy moo

    actually it was our female deputy prime minister…hehehe

  3. kathy

    Am I getting this right? She is claiming is some round about way, that shopping is helping the global economy and that she is therefore a good person who is a benefit to the planet? Just when I thought I could not get anymore disgusted by this stupid whore…

  4. SNS

    Is she honestly suggesting that the entire Australian economy will fall apart if she doesnt spend 5 grand in an hour?

    Lets weight it up here..

    ..give a few million to build a school, medical station, a water supply and develop farm land in a 3rd world country…

    ..or go on a shopping spree to help keep the Australian economy ticking over..

    ..I wonder which one is more important?

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