Paris Hilton Caught Smoking a Joint
Normally, I’d say legalize it but not in this bitch’s case! Throw the book at her! And a rock! And maybe some nailbombs. Paris got caught by the paps cueing up on a spliff in her ride. She’s such a dopey ass, hoisting it up in public like that. This ain’t Haight-Ashbury, bitch! You are not Grace Slick! DIE!