Paris Hilton Can Write?

June 12th, 2008 // 9 Comments

Paris Hilton has updated her blog. She wrote about filming her new show about trying to find friends. I seriously am now over my neuroses about being a boring writer. Here’s why:

“Hey everyone! It’s been a little while since I last checked in. I’ve been so busy shooting my new show. It’s been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it’s been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We’ve gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It’s been a blast! It’s so much fun to take your friends to places they’ve never been and show them experiences they’d never even think of. It’s quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I’m so happy and thrilled with what’s happening everyday.”

Zzzzzzzzzzwha? What the f*ck? Did Harlow Madden dictate that shit? No, she probably would have been a little more interesting and spelled “sight” correctly.

Paris goes on to talk about how she’s become really close with the contestants and how the eliminations have been “brutal” on her. She just loves them all so much and is so very sad to see them go. How do we insure that one of them snaps and turns on her ass with a hammer? I hope the screening process wasn’t too thorough and some crazy bitch got in there. Sleeper crazy!

Here’s Paris in Vegas with her dude. Seriously, I think he works at Castle Frankenstein.


Paris Hilton has updated her blog.
She wrote about filming her new show about trying to find friends. I
seriously am now over my neuroses about being a boring writer. Here’s
why:”Hey everyone! It’s been a little while since I last
checked in. I’ve been so busy shooting my new show. It’s been quite the
experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is
very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it’s been
so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We’ve gone on some
crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on
trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It’s been
a blast! It’s so much fun to take your friends to places they’ve never
been and show them experiences they’d never even think of. It’s quite a
site and its going to be an amazing show and I’m so happy and thrilled
with what’s happening everyday.”Zzzzzzzzzzwha? What the f*ck?
Did Harlow Madden dictate that shit? No, she probably would have been a
little more interesting and spelled “sight” correctly.Paris
goes on to talk about how she’s become really close with the
contestants and how the eliminations have been “brutal” on her. She
just loves them all so much and is so very sad to see them go. How do
we insure that one of them snaps and turns on her ass with a hammer? I
hope the screening process wasn’t too thorough and some crazy bitch got
in there. Sleeper crazy!Here’s Paris in Vegas with her dude. Seriously, I think he works at Castle Frankenstein.

By J. Harvey
  1. drewfdfd

    Paris is so beautiful and rich. I love her. A source says she posted a profile at Richromances.com where many wealthy celebrities and beautiful people are looking for matches.

  2. Jeanie

    She also used “there” when she should have used “their.”

    “Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way”

    She is painful. Why would anyone want to be her friend, let alone compete? Gross.

  3. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton is to be arrested on numerous federal charges including crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. She is going to prison for a long, long, long, long time.

  4. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton is to be arrested on numerous federal charges including crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. She is going to prison for a long, long, long, long time.

  5. Pansy Aston

    Actually, it should read: Every one of the contestants is very special in his or her own way.”
    This girl cannot speak or write a coherent sentence.

  6. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton is to be arrested on numerous federal charges including crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears.

  7. elisa p

    I think that Paris is more intelligent than someone appreciates she appears. I’m not a person that can say great things, but I find very important her strength to protect animals, and I know for sure she wants to get a degree and do many things with animals. So I consider, even someone can judge me, that a person karl marx, said something about every paragraph of the Constitution that keeps its own antithesys of her thesis..she can do better opinions without erase the whole social structure, so they take criticises on her I don’t mind.
    Paris go on!

  8. elisap

    I think that she cares about animals in a way no one do, she really is changing my life!
    Paris you’re a very intelligent and kind person!

  9. c4tcaeltda

    liacellad

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