Paris Hilton arrived at the launch party for her new fragrance, “Tease” in Los Angeles last night. She, uh… well. She looked like a tart. The Sun guessed that she was trying to channel Marilyn Monroe, but I think she just looked cheap. And where did those boobs come from? She’s either flat as a board or all busted up. Others who were on hand to Sniff Sniff Hooray: Adrien Grenier, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden.
The sultry attempts send me into a fit of giggles. Catch video from the red carpet event after the jump.