Paris Hilton Took A Digger

March 31st, 2008 // 3 Comments

Hah! It’s not nice to laugh at other people’s pain and misfortune. But when it’s whorish ostrich Paris Hilton, it’s ok. Jesus knows, and he’s a’ight with it. Paris Hilton and her latest victim, douchy Good Charlotte band member Benji Madden, were in Prague and causing a national health emergency with their repulsiveness. His band was playing there.

The twits went to lunch and got mobbed by fans and paparazzi. So much so that Paris fell down. Hee. What? I give to the Salvation Army at Christmas! I can laugh! She’s holding her mouth because she’s afraid the fall might have injured her most important career-builder.

Paris was fine, and Benji helped her to her car. And if you think I’m being mean, check out what she had to say at an earlier stop in Turkey. That’s where she tried to belly dance recently, and horrified millions.

“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person, I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there,” she told Reuters when asked about bloggers.

Inspiration? Racist, vapid, fame-whoring sluts? Inspiration to murder, maybe! That fall she took would only have been complete if Wile E. Coyote fell on her, followed by a safe.

Photos: WENN

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By J. Harvey

  1. Hahpro

    No one would get her ice or tend to the bruising? How sad nobody cares about her health only in ‘is she still sexy available?’

  2. cal

    Excuse me…created “this empire” on her own? She rides on the fame of a sex tape and the Hilton name — not to mention her father bankrolling her, financially — and she’s this delusional? Unbelievable.

  3. spaz

    thank you, cal, for saying what I would have…

    built this empire on her own? without the hilton name, she’d just be another party slut with a sex tape.

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