Paris Hilton Premieres Her Latest Waste of Celluloid

Paris is never more content than when she’s got some microphones and cameras jammed into her face and she looks about happy as a clam here at the premiere for her most recent movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie.” The film premiered in Dallas, Texas and since everything’s bigger in Texas, I’m guessing the movie was an even bigger stinker for it.

However, according to Paris Hilton’s MySpace blog, “the response was incredible.” Dammit. I hope everyone was drunk. Or Jessica Simpson. I do have to say, though, that I like her hair and make-up in these pictures and as much as I know that she’s about as useful as a thumb on my butt, it’s hard to hate too much when she looks so damn happy. If the red carpet would never have been invented, this poor woman would be roaming the sidewalks aimlessly, gravitating toward strobe lights in electronic store windows, believing them to be the paparazzi’s flashes of light she so needs to survive.

More photos of Paris Hilton from the premiere of “The Hottie and the Nottie” are after the jump.

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