Here’s some footage of Paris Hilton up in the club at LAX in Las Vegas the other night. Either she had a little to drink or she was feeling frisky, because she drops the f-bomb several million times and talks about balls and nuts a lot and then offers to have sex with everyone in the room. I guess she was randy. You know she’d go there. You don’t want what she’s got being passed around, though. People cheered when she said that, but the drinks were flowing heavy obviously. And the next morning, anyone she didn’t bang breathed a sigh of relief and thought about narrowly averted disaster. I’m glad to see Paris is working hard on that halfway house project she proposed last year. Really. She’s making strides.