Paris Hilton Robs the Word “Hottie” of All Its Meaning

January 8th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Paris Hilton’s movie, “The Hottie or the Nottie” is set to be released some time soon and from the trailer on the movie’s website, I’m guessing that it’s all about how this somewhat nerdy looking guy is trying to get with his childhood crush (“The Hottie” AKA Paris Hilton’s character) but finds himself getting cock-blocked by her best friend (you guessed it, “The Nottie” AKA some girl covered in lots of prosthetic make-up). Ugh. Yeah, it’s about as enthralling as it sounds.

In any case, here are some more pictures of the presumed “hottie” at the airport in a wacky little outfit that consists of at least two loud hoodie sweatshirts. At one point, it almost looks as if she’s volunteering to start exposing her breasts for a strip search and like the security guard, I say no.

Oh I almost forgot, in case there’s anyone on your shit-list at the moment, as long as you know their zip code and cell phone number, you can sign them up to receive a message from Paris and updates on “The Hottie” on the site. Happy spamming!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Paris Hilton going through security at LAX after the jump.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Lisa Timmons

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  2. Catsy

    The film will only be released locally. If it doesn’t do well, it goes straight to DVD. Anyone taking any bets on this one? (LOL)

  3. Stewie

    Ok I’ll admit it: the movie looks kinda cute in a cheesy sorta way (much like her album). Altho the “nottie” was too ridiculous looking for words.

    I’ll pass simply bc PH is in it, tho.

  4. Starla

    I see an Oscar written all over this one.

  5. I'm grossed out

    I watched the trailer… it looks “okay”. I wouldn’t see it in a theater, but I could see watching it if someone else rented it or it was on TV. I won’t give any money to Paris Hilton (she’s executive producer, too ?????) but it looked okay… until it got to the toenail part. THAT WAS DISGUSTING. I almost lost my lunch.

    I think the “Nottie” is a little too overboard, and I don’t dare call what Paris does “acting” (she’s just playing herself, how much acting can there be??) so I don’t think it’s going to be that much of a “hit” but I’m sure it will gain some sort of cult following.

    All in all- not as bad as I expected it to be (at least in the trailer) and not good enough to pay to see. And the reason to see this movie is NOT because Paris Hilton is in it- but I’m sure they are hoping for the “Paris Factor”.

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