Want to make something look less cheap? Well, why not just dip it in gold paint. At least, that’s what Paris Hilton has done. She also looks as if she’s dragging herself across the desert and not to remedy an itch, as was my first guess. It’s all in the name of promoting yet another product that she’s marketing toward any fool with the money and lack of common sense to buy anything this woman’s selling. Appropriately enough, the item Paris is hyping this time is her line of canned champagne, Rich Prosecco. You read that correctly, canned champagne. Who the hell wants to drink champagne out of a can? But I guess it makes sense that Paris would be marketing it, since she is the human embodiment of what the product is–an attempt to make something that should be “classy” easily accessible for the masses to consume. I’m betting that if you look closely, you’ll see that she also fizzes a little when you pull her tab open.
6 more photos of Paris Hilton holding a press conference to promote Rich Prosecco at Solar Club in Berlin are after the jump.
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