Paris Hilton is a Changed Woman

June 22nd, 2007 // 18 Comments

(Flynet)

The Paris Hilton emerging from jail after serving her sentence for violation of her probation will be a different Paris Hilton than the one who first entered so many days ago. In a recent 10-minute phone conversation with Ryan Seacrest, Paris Hilton revealed that her experience behind bars has helped her to realize that she’d now prefer to use her fame to help others.

“In a way, I’m really glad this happened, because it changed my life forever.”

“I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about,” she said. “Frankly, I’m sick of it. I want to use my fame in a good way.”

Well, good for her. But bad for us. The last thing I need is a reformed party girl doing boring things like helping orphans, or curing AIDS. But, hopefully, she’ll still somehow manage to F up philanthropy. Like throwing soup cans at the homeless from her car and literally killing them with kindness.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Zekers

    “Like throwing soup cans at the homeless from her car and literally killing them with kindness.”
    Good one Lisa!

    Maybe she could start by taking proper care of all the animals she has roaming around her property…I don’t buy this sh*t for even one minute!

  2. Mattie Kim

    AHAHAHA! You’re so fucking halarious! Loves it!!!!!

  3. Charlotte

    What’s up with those shades? I know big sunglasses are in, and honestly, trendy or not I prefer larger sunglasses to those tiny, skinny 80s ones… but come on, those look like those MASSIVE sun-blockers that elderly people wear when they’re mowing the lawn. That just looks ridiculous.

  4. tee

    She “JUST REALIZED”?!! Bahhahah She really is a dumb twit! What did she think we were watching her for? LOL

  5. She’s changed? I don’t think so. Getting $1 million for a fluff piece on NBC does not sound like she’s changed at all. More of the same. Only good thing is that she’ll be in trouble soon enough again. 23 days in jail? Oh well, she’s a loser. Just goes to show you having money does not equate with having class or a personality.

  6. sharon

    most who go to jail claim they changed,when they get out its the same ol shit.
    give her a couple of weeks,she will be out partying.
    (maybe she can have fun without drinking)

    i do hope though she has changed and will use her money to really help those in need.

    girls,you know if you had money,looks,fame, you would probly act just like her,stop hating,it make you look stupid.

  7. Zekers

    She may have money but I disagree with the “looks and fame” part. She famous for being an idiot and I have never found her to be good-looking-she’s average at best…and I still say I’m not buying it.

  8. NuggetBrain

    Actually, Sharon, the fact that you’re apparently incapable of using capital letters, proper punctuation and spelling, and have lost track of the space bar in your last sentence makes you look a hell of a lot stupider than anybody on these boards.

  9. T-bone

    If she’s such a changed woman, perhaps she’ll donate that million $$$ she gets from NBC to a worthy charity.

  10. Brunette

    HAHAHAHA
    Paris…change…..
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    oh…. sigh I really needed that laugh

  11. Sarah

    If she’s truly concerned about change, she’ll give that money to charity……we’ll see…….but…Good luck with that, Paris.
    Should we include you in looking stupid here, Sharon?

  12. judy

    Everyone can change. She is very young.
    If she does get the million for the interview, and she does give it to charity, people will still bitch.
    Angelina Jolie used to be a wild out of control party girl.
    So maybe all Paris has to do is adopt a baby from a poor country, and everyone can start to kiss her feet like Angelina. Because she was pretty disgusting in her day.

  13. judy

    Everyone can change. She is very young.
    If she does get the million for the interview, and she does give it to charity, people will still bitch.
    Angelina Jolie used to be a wild out of control party girl.
    So maybe all Paris has to do is adopt a baby from a poor country, and everyone can start to kiss her feet like Angelina. Because she was pretty disgusting in her day.

  14. judy

    Everyone can change. She is very young.
    If she does get the million for the interview, and she does give it to charity, people will still bitch.
    Angelina Jolie used to be a wild out of control party girl.
    So maybe all Paris has to do is adopt a baby from a poor country, and everyone can start to kiss her feet like Angelina. Because she was pretty disgusting in her day.

  15. Tammy

    It’s just like Cher on the movie Clueless. Next we’ll see her hauling out her ski’s to give to the families in Iraq who have lost everything. LOL!

  16. T-bone

    judy – not many people “kissing Angelina’s feet” out here ;) Have to go to PerezHilton for that, (from what I’ve heard). OH YEAH — YOU CAN’T! His website was shut down! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  17. dinigi

    The ONLY people kissing Angelina’s feet are her gullible RABID fans. Most people can see through their hype. People like Paris truly believe they ARE above mere mortals, it’s not an act.

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