“The Hills” Doesn’t Need Another Vacant Blonde

Paris Hilton has been trying her darndest to get a cameo on the MTV faux-reality show, “The Hills,” but apparently, the recent implications that the show is completely fake–from Heidi’s Montag’s boobs, her engagement to Spencer Pratt, to her very public feud with Lauren Conrad–has the show avoiding the additional of any more elements of fakeness to the show, even though they’re actually CASTING Heidi’s maid of honor. But apparently, having Paris on the show would destroy the show’s credibility, since her personality’s about as real as this panda she’s fondling.

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Many more photos of Paris in China after the jump.