Paris Hilton Might Have A New Sex Tape, And I Might Be Into Dudes

November 20th, 2007 // 2 Comments

Here’s a shocker. Paris Hilton might have another sex tape floating around out there. You too can cause your DVD player or laptop to actually shoot Linda Blair-esque vomit out of it by viewing this masterpiece. In the tape, Paris is reportedly bathing herself (about time) and joking about her previous sex tape efforts. There’s not enough soap in the world to get that triangular mystery anywhere close to clean. You’d need one of those power washers and some weapons-grade plutonium. The tape allegedly came from the treasure trove that we know as the storage locker that her dumbass forgot to pay for. If she had a baby, it totally would have been left in there and hopefully been adopted by the kindly storage facility keeper. Ok, he’s not exactly kindly because he sold all her shit the second her payment was late but at least we know he’s got a keen business acumen and a sense of humor.

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See more photos of Paris in Shanghai after the jump.

By J. Harvey

  1. Chicostine

    I’ve actually seen this tape. It’s not a sex tape though. It was on that site that had all the stuff from her storage locker. Can’t remember who it was filming but it was a friend of hers…want to say Brandon Davis but that wasn’t it. Asks her to do all sorts of stuff but she’s really just taking a bubble bath. PG-13 if that.

  2. pete

    Here is Paris’ new home sex video (+18 only ;):

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