God Forbid

Paris Hilton says that cryogenics could “extend her life by thousands and thousands of years”. She’s planning on getting frozen with her dogs and has invested large sums of money in the Cryogenics Institute. Can she go now? Seriously, get in the freezer, sweetie.

She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.

‘The Simple Life’ star said: “It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.

“And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.

Hopefully, there’s a nuclear endtimes and some radioactive mutant comes upon this dumb bitch’s block of ice and thinks – frozen food! And eats her ass.