Paris Has Smoked Everything But Her Tampon …Oh Wait.

January 25th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Defamer has a whole spiel about that new website detailing every aspect of Paris’ seedy life that her dumb ass left in an unpaid storage locker. And now other sites have picked up on it, and several unsavory photos are all over the ‘Net.

Yesterday, we noted the launch of ParisExposed.com, the leading online destination for viewing the latest wave of Paris Hilton-produced media that remind the world of the reason the tabloid-ubiquitous hotel heiress is famous: for an unselfconscious willingness to document various physical expressions of her sexuality in front of a video recording device. Our glory-hole-quality-inspecting sister site Fleshbot notes [link probably NSFW] that generous citizens of the internets have already thrown wide the door on Hilton’s virtual storage locker and digitally liberated some of its contents, and has compiled a gallery of screengrabs [link definitely NSFW] of images supplied by their pervy operatives. Sadly, there’s still no photographic evidence of the hastily improvised Discarded Pet Kinkajou Burial Ground we believed had been set up in a cluttered corner of the locker, but there are some of Hilton demonstrating the hottest trend in barely concealed recreational drug use from the local club scene, the Tampon Blunt.

Classy.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Grr

    HAHAHA! The headline is the best.

  2. She’s one ugly, rotten and useles parasite…A parasite in Canel and Dior with an IQ of 20(ten of her IQ she uses to show of her raunchy vagina,5 for driving, 2 for social interaction,
    3 for reminding herself to breath in and out

  3. newfgirl

    What a shit storm… excellent!!!

  4. But who would actually pay to join the site? Almost all of the content is everywhere, for free. I’ve seen some of it without even wanting too, so someone who needed to see her that much could see it all for free.

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