Paris Either Has A Rash Or Bitch Is Crazy

June 7th, 2007 // 27 Comments

Honestly, both are poor excuses. And she’s giving a bad name to people who are actually depressed. And who have er…rashes! Isn’t having a rash her deal anyway? There are conflicting reports as to why she was allowed to serve out the remainder of her service in her multimillion dollar home. Besides the fact that justice is dead, and as long as you’re rich, white and famous – you can do anything you want. As soon as I get the rich and famous part down, I’m going to have gladitorial games in my backyard! With death and everything!

Entertainment Tonight Online is saying it’s because of a skin condition:

Sources close to the Hilton family tell ET the medical reason was actually a rash she developed on her body.

According to People, Paris was having trouble behind bars. “She cries all day,” a source told the magazine. “She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights.”

Keep reading for the nervous breakdown theory.

TMZ says screw the rash, she was ready to end it:

Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We’re told after Sophy’s visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton’s mental state was fragile and she was at risk.

Law enforcement sources have just told TMZ the County Jail medical team made the final decision to spring Paris based on Dr. Sophy’s psychological evaluation. And we’re told, Sheriff Lee Baca gave the final approval.

Jesus H. WHO LIKES IT IN JAIL? You’ve had your freedom taken away from you. Does every prisoner who threatens suicide get sent home for house arrest? I’m guessing there would be a lot of criminals living in our neighborhoods then. “Oh, yes, he wore his grandmother’s face to his daughter’s bar mitzvah but he got really sad in jail so he’s serving the rest of his million year sentence at home. What’s keeping him from killing again? Why, that little plastic bracelet he has to wear on his ankle!” *rolls eyes*

By J. Harvey
  1. jesse d

    I am ashamed to be an American.

  2. someone

    Having no make-up is suddenly a medical condition now?

  3. Paige

    ATTENTION PLEASE! Sheriff Leroy (Lee) Baca is the pig that signed off on Paris getting to go home. Here is the site to go to to e-mail a complaint.

    http://www.lasd.org/contact_us/inquiry/GeneralInquiries.htm

    Don’t hold back you snarky biatches!

    P.S.- Please spread this link around to other sites so we can crash the LA Sheriff’s office’s server w/ complaints.

  4. Sarah

    HERPES, Y’ALL.

  5. I’m sorry but HOW THE FUCK did she get out after 3 days? I am disgusted and quite pissed about this.

    So much for JUSTICE in America..

  6. Linda B

    And who said Paris could not act????

  7. Jennifer

    Hey I think Michelle Rodriguez (From Lost) got out within hours and her probation offense was another DUI…. did not hear anyone complaining then.

  8. jesse d

    Thank you Paige. I feel better now.

  9. Jennifer

    Hey I think Michelle Rodriguez (From Lost) got out within hours and her probation offense was another DUI…. did not hear anyone complaining then.

  10. kiti

    Wow, unbelievable. Money rules.

  11. Crying? No Make up?

    Can you imagine how much money those photos would fetch on the black market of paparazzi?

    Anywho. Can you please feature my website *somewhere* on your website? I’ll give you a kiss on the cheek and a free lap dance.

    =P

    http://www.lemartian.blogspot.com/

    Love sincerely,
    Le Mars

  12. Kare Bear

    Uuuuugh this is truely pathetic…isn’t that what going to prison is supposed to feel like?? Come on. She was in County lock up, they had her in the cushy area. That was not comfortable enough? I think they should put the Sheriff in jail too for knowingly & willingly aiding in the corruption of the legal system. Put Parisite back in prison, this time F**K the luxury box in county lock up send the b!tch upstate in Gen. Pop. w/ the LA gangbanger chicks LMAO Let the MS-13 get a hold of that little blonde haired blue eyed disease.

  13. sharon

    wow so they let paris go to do house arrest..her house where she has a lot of things to keep he occupied wow…might as well honor her for being a good citizen.BULLSHIT

  14. sharon

    wow so they let paris go to do house arrest..her house where she has a lot of things to keep he occupied wow…might as well honor her for being a good citizen.BULLSHIT

  15. sharon

    wow so they let paris go to do house arrest..her house where she has a lot of things to keep he occupied wow…might as well honor her for being a good citizen.BULLSHIT

  16. Thanks Paige! I’m on it!!!

  17. tcor

    Besides the fact that justice is dead, and as long as you’re rich, white and famous – you can do anything you want.

    You’re right, just ask OJ.

    T-Cor

  18. silvarga

    This makes me so M*therf*cking pissed off. I didn’t realize that I merely disliked her before today. After her getting away with this, I f*cking hate her. I mean, I now hate her like that Jennifer Aniston fan who walked up to Angelina Jolie and took a swing at her.

  19. Paris Blows

    This little cunt needs a swift kick in her Carl’s Junior burger.

  20. cyndy

    I heard through the grapevine that the medical condition was a drug withdrawl, probably from cocaine and anxiety attacks related to gaining weight while in jail while she couldn’t be taking it anymore. That and the fact that money speaks louder than the law….someone better be checking the Sheriffs off-shore bank accounts!!!!!! Just another case of drugs and money winning over justice! What a sad sad world it is that we now live in.

  21. eseu

    Get this clear, it is not her person that is the issue. The issue here is JUSTICE. Did the legal system show justice? NO. NO. and NO. Paris was given what she wanted because she is rich.

    I agree with an ealier commentator, WE SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR THE FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT OF SHERIFF LEROY BACA

  22. Zekers

    Eseu is right. It is the justice system that failed. Come on, be honest, if you were in jail and got a get out of jail free card you wouldn’t take it? Money talks. It not right, it has needed to change since- forever and it happens everyday and it is wrong, wrong, wrong!

  23. Oh yeah, it’s totally an emergency-detoxed junkie problem. Which the SoCal jail system is used to dealing with. paris went home long enough to ‘reload” and will start all ovr again with the DT’s. Makes Lindsay Lohan’s rehab feel like a leisurely croquette match.
    Why everyone is making such fools of themselves trying to cover up the junkie is confusing. It’s not like drugs are illegal for the rich & famous in Los Angeles, right? What gives?

  24. jenny

    It’s amazing how much people hate rich beautiful people. Personally–not being rich, just being human–I feel really bad for the poor girl. So, she has the means to support a lavish lifestyle, and she’s famous for beign famous. She strayed and got a DUI. If she’d actually harmed someone, it would’ve been tragic. But–she hasn’t. So I don’t think JUSTICE has anything to do with all of you wanting her so badly to stay in jail. It’s called ENVY, folks–and it’s not nice. Just get over the fact that she has some things you don’t, and that she can get away a bit more easily with dangerous mistakes. We’ve got a president who’s getting a lot of people killed for no apparent good reason, and you’re raising a hoopla about a rich girl being too sensitive for jail? Talk about a warped world-view….I wonder whatever happened to compassion and common sense?

  25. Sarah

    The point should not be the fact that Paris did not hurt anyone. The point is that she COULD have killed somebody. Look at all of the people who die annually because of drunk drivers. Should we teach people that it’s okay to keep driving drunk until they kill someone?

  26. Sarah

    The point should not be the fact that Paris did not hurt anyone. The point is that she COULD have killed somebody. Look at all of the people who die annually because of drunk drivers. Should we teach people that it’s okay to keep driving drunk until they kill someone?

  27. RuDuPu

    “Mommeeeee! Didn’t you tell them I gots teh Herpeeeeees!?!?”

    It’s a really-really bad stress induced herpes outbreak, turning her into the giant walking talking abcessed C-bomb she really is..
    It’s a h-wood thing, you just wouldn’t understand.

    *This is me being funny, this is satire, I don’t actually know the state of miss things “things”*

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