Paris Dropped Like a Hot Potato by Her Agent

June 13th, 2007 // 6 Comments

That is, if a Hollywood agent would be so wily as to get anywhere near such a carbohydrate-laden vegetable like that in the first place. Once requiring multiple agents at the Endeavor Agency to field her various creative projects, Paris Hilton will now find herself completely without representation when she finally finishes serving her time in jail. Us Weekly was tipped off by a source at Endeavor, who said that maintaining Paris as a client “just wasn’t worth it,” and the official word from the agency is simply that “Paris is no longer a client.” According to Us:

The agency helped Paris, who was visited in jail Tuesday by her parents, expand her brand with a fragrance line, endorsements, and even an acting role in House of Wax. Says the source, “The goal was to make her the Martha Stewart of her generation. It just didn’t work out that way.”

Martha Stewart? Well, that’s a bit of a stretch. I mean, MAYBE the La Toya Jackson of our generation.

I apologize, La Toya. That was a low blow.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Am

    She does have something in common with Martha Stewart: J-A-I-L.

  2. CarrieFever

    hahahaha let the decline begin!!! I LOVE IT

  3. Mr. T

    Does that mean that Martha Stewart did a “do-it-yourself” home sex video? I’d love to see that sometime. Maybe on HGTV.

  4. Barbie

    I will never support ANYTHING the Hiltons do. Kathy Hilton is a poor excuse for a mother and should be labeled momma pimp. She’s making it apparent that Paris is the whole family’s money making machine. Momma pimp has made sure this situation remains in the media. First, they deliver statements twice on the VIEW, Auntie shows up on Greta delivering lies, and momma pimp and daddy shows up at jail knowing the “pap” will be there. Why, because they want that press coverage to keep their daughter in the news. With this type of press coverage, most parents would stay at home, if nothing else but for the safety of others. Nope, not this family. The good thing about their behavior is their own decisions to make appearances is really going to affect their wallets. The public is turning against momma Hilton, and what they’re doing now is a real controversy of disapproval from the public. Can’t wait to see what statements they deliver next and what show they will make appearances. Check it out in days to come, watch momma pimp Hilton work the media.

  5. shadygoddess

    *in Martha’s voice*

    Now, take the tip of the condom – it can be any shade – and place it on to the tip of the penis. Notice how the quality of the condom can be of utmost importance. It should usually match the comforter on the bed if possible. It’s a good thing.

  6. La Toya had a song in the early eighties “Hot Potato” if you recall… how fitting!

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