Paris Dropped Like a Hot Potato by Her Agent

That is, if a Hollywood agent would be so wily as to get anywhere near such a carbohydrate-laden vegetable like that in the first place. Once requiring multiple agents at the Endeavor Agency to field her various creative projects, Paris Hilton will now find herself completely without representation when she finally finishes serving her time in jail. Us Weekly was tipped off by a source at Endeavor, who said that maintaining Paris as a client “just wasn’t worth it,” and the official word from the agency is simply that “Paris is no longer a client.” According to Us:

The agency helped Paris, who was visited in jail Tuesday by her parents, expand her brand with a fragrance line, endorsements, and even an acting role in House of Wax. Says the source, “The goal was to make her the Martha Stewart of her generation. It just didn’t work out that way.”

Martha Stewart? Well, that’s a bit of a stretch. I mean, MAYBE the La Toya Jackson of our generation.

I apologize, La Toya. That was a low blow.