Jesus H. Christ, who knew I would ever be deeply indebted to Paris f*cking Hilton?
The NSFW versions are after the jump!
Paris Closes the Gap [X-17]
You know what is really worrying, Paris is driving, so not therefore not drinking (except for the odd DUI) so she behaves as she does even when not under the influence!
im more offended by that lacy-top nastiness than her crotch (which is kind of saying a lot).