Paris Hilton Mourns the Loss of Her Bra

December 18th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Jeez, did they just find out that disco died? Paris Hilton, flanked by her brother, Barron, and fellow socialite, Brandon Davis, all look downright mournful as she and her crew exited Villa Lounge in West Hollywood. Despite her perky little ensemble, that screams “sexy German barmaid,” Paris looks like she just found out that she’s going to have to go back to jail–minus the melodramatic wailing. Or maybe, in the middle of a table-top dance, she suddenly realized that the money she’s spent in the past year on extensions and fake tanner would have been sufficient to support an entire village in Africa for the same period of time. That would bum me out too, if I suddenly realized what a douche I was. And, I’m tempted to feel bad for her, in case something actually dramatic did really happy to her, but then again, I have a feeling she’d react just as badly to hearing a friend had died in a car crash, as she would to hearing that the Pumkin Spice Latte at Starbucks had recently been discontinued.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com/Splash

6 more photos of Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis leaving West Hollywood’s Villa Lounge after the jump.

(Hint – Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com/Splash

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. BobC

    She’s mourning the fact that she is a tired has-been. I am so sick of and bored by this hawkish broad. (Groan)

  2. T-Bone

    She just doesn’t look good with shorter hair. Stylish or not, it just doesn’t work with her Russian/German doll face. She needs her hair back. HEY — MAYBE THAT’S IT! She misses her hair!

  3. Pastafarian

    I would not mourn the death of any of these over- priced, over-hyped, losers.

    No matter how wealthy they are, ultimately they’re all losers.

  4. Crap

    worthless skank

  5. sara

    Wait!! What???

    Pumpkin Spice Lattes are discontinued??

  6. Amber

    The emo fad, apparantly, is not yet dead.

    *groans*

  7. Aerobella

    She’s not popular with her clients anymore. Greasy Bear’s family is not as rich as they used to be.. She needs MONEY! Now she’s pimp preparing her minor brother.. ugh.

  8. transparent bikini

    All about transparent bikini

  9. vanessa hudgens sex tape

    Nice site vanessa hudgens sex tape

Leave A Comment