Paris Bounced From Book

May 30th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Celebrity photographer Roger Moenks has a photo book coming out called “Inheriting Beauty” which features pics of the world’s most beautiful heiresses. Paris Hilton was supposed to be included among the likes of Allegra Hicks, Nadja Swarovski, and Casey Johnson but was left out by “unanimous vote” among Moenks and his editors. Moenks agent Marianne Strong had this to say:

“She’s tried to play society like a game of Three-card Monte. Let’s hear it for high standards.”

I doubt Paris even knows what Three-Card Monte is. Replace “play society like a game of Three-card Monte” with “infect millions of men with her sex rash”.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
  1. Anonymous 1981

    This warms my tired old heart. Finally, people are bursting the boil on the butt of humanity.

  2. Zekers

    “This warms my tired old heart. Finally, people are bursting the boil on the butt of humanity.”

    …well one of them anyway!

  3. Loob

    Also, she’s ugly. That book’s title was quite specific.

  4. SmartyPants

    She’s ugly inside and out. Nevermind her hook nose, wonky eye and 12 year old boy body, how do you call a racist, disease infested, narcissistic whore ‘beautiful’?

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