Paris Hilton Threatening Us All
They need to put some sort of birth control in the LA water supply to prevent this terror from ever happening. Paris Hilton says she’s shooting for a baby in 2009. I apologize to anyone trying to get pregnant in the Los Angeles area, but this is a national health issue. A baby is not going to come out of that woman. It’s going to be a giant STD blob which will eat cities.
“I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I’m so busy, but next year,” she says.
Benji’s brother Joel just had a baby with his girlfriend and Paris’ best friend, Nicole Richie. If this is some sort of keeping up with the Jones type thing, we need to file an injunction against this stupidity. Now.
See more photos of wannabe mommy Paris Hilton after the jump.