Paris And Nicky Hilton Ate Out

August 24th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Here’s the Hilton sisters (Paris and Nicky) at Nobu last night. They’re like the Gabors but trashier!

Paris’ legs worry me. She looks like she takes big loping steps with them. Like a homicidal ostrich. If she came marching up on me, I’d immediately have to look for something like a shovel to hit her with. Self-defense!

Click any image in the gallery for more photos of Paris and Nicky Hilton!


Here’s the Hilton sisters (Paris and Nicky) at Nobu last night. They’re like the Gabors but trashier! Paris’ legs
worry me. She looks like she takes big loping steps with them. Like a
homicidal ostrich. If she came marching up on me, I’d immediately have
to look for something like a shovel to hit her with. Self-defense!

Click any image in the gallery for more photos of Paris and Nicky Hilton!

By J. Harvey
  1. Denise

    Is it just me, or does Paris have an orangish hue compared to her sister? Is it a bronzer or does she take in too much Vitamin A, being contained in the orange pigment, carotene?

  2. d.LaUrEn

    j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???

    LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL

  3. d.LaUrEn

    j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???

    LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL

  4. d.LaUrEn

    j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???

    LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL

  5. d.LaUrEn

    j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???

    LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL

  6. 2 Old 4 This

    is drunkenLauren drunker than usual?

    she’s passed out on her keyboard

  7. kelli

    Woo hoo! everyone’s feeling spicy. I love it.

  8. john

    Ha! Homicidal Ostrich. Funny.

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