Benji Madden Can’t Drive/Paparazzi Are Stupid

Here’s some boring footage of Benji Madden supposedly driving over a photog’s foot. You hear a shocking cry of pain which everyone ignored, and then business as usual. Well, get out of the way, ass! The pap does have a tire mark or perhaps a chocolate stain on his Van at the end. I’m more interested in the fact that Benji’s girlfriend Paris Hilton actually can’t stop making her “sexy” face anymore. That’s her face til’ the end of time. You face actually will freeze if you make dirty faces. Our parents weren’t kidding. Props to the guy that keeps screaming at Paris to “keep your clothes on, baby.” Can we give him the authority to enforce that?