Uh oh, Dorothy, it looks like your ass is headed for Oz. Paris Hilton isn’t even in jail yet, and she’s already been receiving threatening messages from fellow criminals with whom she will soon be residing, expressing that the heiress will be “beaten to a pulp” and have her shoes stolen from her, says Life & Style magazine.
“These maniacs have been writing, ‘We’re going to get you’ and ‘I’m going to kill you.’”
Oh, I’m sure they’re just teasing. It’s probably like the hazing process of joining a sorority, and quite frankly, if it’s wrong to be amused by this, then screw being right.