Paris Hilton Can Always Be Counted On

January 4th, 2008 // 1 Comment

What a breath of fresh whore! Seriously, having to report on the Iowa caucus this morning was like going to the dentist. You know you have to because it’s important and all about the future of our nation (well, there goes my simile) but damn if you just want to lay around and watch “Tila Tequila: A Shot At Love”. Here’s Paris Hilton letting me reset my mind by acting like the vaccuous tramp she is. Kissing girls, doing shots, taking pictures and dancing on tables. She’s kind of like a hot bowl of soup on a cold winter’s day. Knowing she will always be there to rank on is extremely comforting.

Photos: Splash

More of Paris’ wild night is after the jump.

Photos: Splash

By J. Harvey

  1. nastybugger

    well, she HAS been so busy building that halfway house for women coming out of prison, and doing all that charity work she said she’d do when SHE got out, so she must need a break. **rolling eyes**

    GAWD…why won’t this woman just die of some horrible strain of some STD?

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