Paris Hilton Can Always Be Counted On

What a breath of fresh whore! Seriously, having to report on the Iowa caucus this morning was like going to the dentist. You know you have to because it’s important and all about the future of our nation (well, there goes my simile) but damn if you just want to lay around and watch “Tila Tequila: A Shot At Love”. Here’s Paris Hilton letting me reset my mind by acting like the vaccuous tramp she is. Kissing girls, doing shots, taking pictures and dancing on tables. She’s kind of like a hot bowl of soup on a cold winter’s day. Knowing she will always be there to rank on is extremely comforting.

Photos: Splash

More of Paris’ wild night is after the jump.

Photos: Splash

Tags: Paris Hilton, Sex
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