Paris Hilton’s Poison Fears

June 14th, 2007 // 3 Comments

There’s a rumor going around that Paris Hilton might be preparing for transport from the Twin Towers medical ward, back to the facility in Lynwood. Her stay in the medical ward is coming as a result of a mystery “medical condition,” which TMZ hypothesizes is a severe case of Attention Deficit Disorder. And frustrations have been mounting on the part of other inmates and their families over what they believe is special treatment that Paris and her visiting family members have been receiving during her stay. As a result, speculation is running rampant that Paris might be in danger of receiving the brunt of this backlash.

Kathy Hilton’s younger sister, Paris’ Aunt Kyle, spoke to Paris in jail and went on the record with Fox News.

She’s breaking news about why Paris wasn’t eating, explaining, “There had been some rumors that people were going to do something to her food, inmates.”

I guess it’s a good thing she doesn’t eat anyway. She’d be in more danger if they were trying to poison her cocktails. Or sneaking it onto the penis of the nearest Greek shipping heir. Hey-OOOO!

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Aunt Kyle? So she’s got a gay uncle, too?

    I knew Paris was just like the rest of us.

  2. nanc'

    I doubt she was worried about the inmates putting POISON into her food.

  3. J-

    Kyle is a WOMAN! She was a star in the 70s (A Watcher in the woods…great movie) and Kathy’s other sister is from the Escape from witch mountain movies (which were big in the 70s too).

    As for Paris…she NEEDS to worry about the other inmates! That’s life…that’s what happens in prison, you get your a** beat…that’s why you shouldn’t do things that put you in jail…DUH!

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