Paris Hilton’s “Drunk Text” Makes Me Sad [VIDEO]
Today we had to sit through Hilton’s latest single (complete with a music video), “Drunk Text,” which sounds like it was written by some almighty college student high off a few weekends of solid hook-ups.
Hilton is 31 and speaks of taking shots, being on the dance floor when she gets a text from Adam and, in her childish baby voice, says: “I’m too lazy to type so I send a photo I took up a dancer’s skirt. and tell him to come and get it, not realizing what I had just said.”
“No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore.” So true. Every 31-year-old I know is sick of sacrificing her dignity and virtue in return for VIP bottle service.
It’s another example of Hilton being a delusional ass clown who thinks that people are still interested in her.