Jessica Simpson’s Father Denies Using Mind-Control Tactics

June 11th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Jessica Simpson’s dad, Joe Simpson, sat down to chat with Extra and clear up some rumors about his notorious reputation as a control freak. He denies that this is the case, saying, “The media says that I try to plan everything. If I had half of the power they give me… Ashlee and Jessica don’t call me and ask me. They call me and tell me.”

Of his impending grandfatherhood with Ashlee now married and preggo, Joe Simpson said, “I would love to have a boy, but I know how to raise girls so I’m good with that.”

You know what he’s really thinking is, “I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as the child develops large, bouncy breasts.”

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons

  1. tina

    finally a normal outfit, she usually dresses like a bum or like Joan Rivers over the top!

  2. Spammy

    I love how her response to that rumor is, “Like, who believes that kind of thing!?”

    Not, “That’s ridiculous!” Or, “That’s insane!” Or even, “Ewww!!!”

    No, it’s pointing out that no one should believe it.

    Sorry, idiot – try again.

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