Pamela Anderson: Runway Girl on the Loose

Still in denial of her age, gravity, and everything that goes with it, Pamela Anderson squeezed herself into her favorite new outfit and confidently strutted the runway at Richie Rich’s Runway show this week. 

It’s not that Pam looks bad (for her age), it’s just that she’s not 22 or on the set of Baywatch anymore.  All those years of partial nudity demands from Tommy Lee must have permanently altered Pammy’s idea of normalcy.  Though, her latest boyfriend is helping. 

Pam met Jamie Padgett, who is being called an “electrician and surfer,” in a trailer park – where she was staying during her home’s renovation.  Because clearly, Pam can’t afford to shack up in a hotel?  Right.  No, I think this was just an excuse for the 42-year-old to finally live out her not-so-secret trailer trash fantasy. 

What kind of profession is that anyway – an “electrician and surfer”?  Does that mean Jamie gets paid to surf?  Or does he just surf for fun, but being an electrician is so blue-collar and boring that people think surfdom will redeem him to Pam’s level of abundant classiness

This is all Matthew McConaughey’s fault.  He started the whole “celebrities living in trailer parks” trend.  Don’t let her 42 years fool you.  Pam is way too impressionable.  Nobody give her any ideas.

Gallery Info: Pamela Anderson Working the Runway at Richie Rich the Richie Rich.