Pamela Anderson Ruins Art In Miami By Not Wearing Pants

December 7th, 2008 // 8 Comments

What is wrong with this woman? Here’s Pamela Anderson showing up for the Art Basel Miami event in Florida sans trousers. Seriously, she showed up in what are basically panties. That’s nasty. This is not a Victoria’s Secret show. She’s a fading cougar with her asscheeks hanging out the back grossing everyone out at the art show. This is not a strip club or a barroom in Hotlanta. Things have been falling off for this gal lately.

Pammy reportedly told the press that “I want to buy something but I don’t have any
money I’m broke.” Well it looks like you’re not shy about getting on your back for donations, so try that.  She kissed some
artists, saying “I only kiss artists’.” We find that hard to believe. She left holding hands with artist David LaChapelle.

Artists are trying to exhibit the work that they slaved over and your diseased ass is crawling all over their life goals, begging for a photo op. Jackson Pollack should rise from the grave and beat you with an easel. Whistler’s Mother is beyond irriated with you, tramp.


What is wrong with this woman? Here’s Pamela Anderson showing up
for the Art Basel Miami event in Florida sans trousers. Seriously, she
showed up in what are basically panties. That’s nasty. This is not a
Victoria’s Secret show. She’s a fading cougar
with her asscheeks hanging out the back grossing everyone out at the
art show. This is not a strip club or a barroom in Hotlanta. Things
have been falling off for this gal lately. Pammy reportedly told the press that “I want to buy something but I don’t have any
money I’m broke.” Well it looks like you’re not shy about getting on your back for donations, so try that.  She kissed some
artists, saying “I only kiss artists’.” We find that hard to believe. She left holding hands with artist David LaChapelle.

Artists are trying to exhibit the work that they slaved over and
your diseased ass is crawling all over their life goals, begging for a
photo op. Jackson Pollack should rise from the grave and beat you with
an easel. Whistler’s Mother is beyond irriated with you, tramp.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Bossy

    The back of those legs ain’t looking so good Pam. Time to hit the gym or put on pants.

  2. SARAH

    N A S T Y

  3. hahaha

    EW she is so gross… she does nothing for the business..

  4. james12

    that’s something “EWWW”…

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  5. green cardigan

    Pam looks like she’s had a few. She’s desperately trying to hold onto the sexy and it’s starting to look pathetic. She is turning into a Nicole Smith/ Courtney Love type. The years of partying are catching up with her.

  6. Zekers

    Yeah, but you can’t tell someone like her that she looks like shit. She obviously thinks she still has it…I had a friend like that, she weighed well over 250 and would dress like she was 100 lbs. I always wondered about the mirrors in her house! I think in Pam’s case there are some pretty serious substance abuse issues happening…her poor kids.

  7. kiwiMarsi

    EWW! I just threw up my lunch.

  8. loveMaegan.com

    acid reflux.

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