Pam Anderson Is Now Officially America’s Problem

April 29th, 2008 // 11 Comments

Pammie’s sun-damaged skin and exponentially enhanced mammaries are synonymous with carefree, unprotected California living, so it’s surprising that it’s taken this long for the U.S. to finally make an honest woman out of Anderson. The beach-loving animal rights activist announced on her website that she is now an American citizen.

On her site, she wrote, “Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals.” Now, I’m trying to understand–is her aversion to using sunscreen because she’s concerned about animal testing? Because there are plenty of brands that don’t.

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Persistent Cat

    Well, you got Jim Carrey and now her. Think you guys can take Celine and Avril?

  2. Lisa

    Is it just me or does she look pregnant and on crack…

  3. Lisa

    Is it just me or does she look pregnant and on crack…

  4. Zelda F.

    What happened? Girl needs to stay in out of the sun, get some sleep & tone down on that war paint. She’s still a cutie pie, but a rapidly aging cutie pie.

  5. Logan

    I’m glad I saw this photo at the beginning of our summer. Definitely going to use the sunscreen on my face! It’s Pammie’s forehead lines that really age her. Wow. Looks like my grandpa.

  6. jay

    she would look a little less old if she grew some eyebrows.. those thin penciled in looking ones are gross

  7. sandy

    She’s a pathetic, has-been, freakshow who should STOP getting married and go back to Canada. We have enough skanks here…

  8. 2 Old 4 This

    Persistant Cat – throw in Bryan Adams and you’ve got a deal

  9. T-Bone

    Get off crack and start cracking the whip for animal rights. Good plan, Pammie!

  10. Stranger

    If they’re no longer pretty, funny, musically inclined or when they’ve gone bat-shit insane we let you have them ;)
    The good ones keep those CAN passports so they can travel the world with ease.
    Thanks again little brotha!

  11. The Princess

    Is Pam Anderson from Canada???

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