Pam Anderson Is Now Officially America’s Problem
Pammie’s sun-damaged skin and exponentially enhanced mammaries are synonymous with carefree, unprotected California living, so it’s surprising that it’s taken this long for the U.S. to finally make an honest woman out of Anderson. The beach-loving animal rights activist announced on her website that she is now an American citizen.
On her site, she wrote, “Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals.” Now, I’m trying to understand–is her aversion to using sunscreen because she’s concerned about animal testing? Because there are plenty of brands that don’t.