Pamela Anderson Has Problems

January 2nd, 2008 // 17 Comments

I want that tiara. Did she make that outfit? For real. Honestly, it looks like she might have found that piece in a bargain bin at TJ Maxx and slapped a Chanel perfume ad on the front with some craft glue or something. Here’s Pamela Anderson ringing the NYE in at Lax in Vegas. And she’s looking like the most coked-up stripper in the land, per usual. Pam had kind of a nutty year. She got quick-married to Rick Saloman, better known as the co-star in Paris Hilton’s sextape, and then filed for divorce. She later changed her mind and claims they are trying to work things out. Probably over a mirror with a razorblade. Pam says that she has “plenty” of problems, and that “what can you do? We’re all human. We’re all trying.” Well, yeah, but honey – where’s the kids? What goes through that vacant parking space she calls a mind? You’re running around looking hagged out and working as a magician’s assistant in Vegas and we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of those children. Please don’t tell me they’re with Tommy Lee. I know that’s their Dad but dude gets into slapfights at awards shows with other exes of Pam’s. Is there a dowdy aunt or something that can step in and guide them?

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Anderson publicly stated that she had contracted the hepatitis B virus from Lee supposedly from sharing tattoo needles.

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  2. Zekers

    Time for her to go away…

  3. Anderson publicly stated that she had contracted the hepatitis B virus from Lee supposedly from sharing tattoo needles.

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  4. kittycatastrophe

    It looks like she did the teenage girl thing and decided to wear the dress inside out and backwards to seem “hip and daring”. I thought she had Hep C?
    Whatever Hepatitis she has she sure as hell shouldn’t be out overtaxing her liver.

    Perhaps she forgot that she has children, Britney does it all the time.

  5. Kait

    She used to be so beautiful. Now she looks like Loni Anderson in trailer-park trash clothing.

  6. Jinxy McDeath

    She looks like the saddest woman in the world. Why does she marry these men? She’s got a good heart, it’s actually sad to see.

  7. stimpygato

    See kids… Forget the “drugs are bad” & “just say no” mottos of the olden days.

    Pam is just an expensive flesh cocktail of excess cosmetic surgery and cocaine, and it ain’t pretty at all.

  8. T-Bone

    Yuck. When is everyone going to figure out that giant, fake breasts look disgusting! Seriously…I’ve seen some once naturally beautiful women end up looking utterly ridiculous because of them. And everyone who has them looks FAT, even if they’re a size 2. BLEGHHHHH!

  9. jbonz

    “We’re all human-we’re all trying”?
    How dare you imply that moral bankruptcy and gutter-crawling for sex are just part of the common human condition? WE are trying and succeeding to raise our kids and maintain our basic human dignity. YOU are NOT trying to do anything but peddle your sad ass to the highest bidder and pump as much dangerous drugs and semen into your beat-up body as you possibly can. You’re a wreck, a loser, a reprobate. Die already.

  10. sandy

    The sad thing is that we’ve watched nice, cute girls end up as skank ho’s. Pammy was this adorable girl discovered at a sports event. She skanked out and is pathetic now. Like Britney, Paris, and all the other “hotties”.

    If they could just behave themselves and not end up as sperm recepticles, it would be so nice. They should stop getting married too. They look ridiculous. Once is enough. If you can’t cut it, don’t get married again. You just look foolish/stupid.

  11. Red

    Pamela you’ve been looking a hot mess lately in the press dump him, dump him, and take your time next time you move to fast.

  12. angie

    She needs a serious life coach…this girl is a mess! She was decent back in her Baywatch days but now she’s just a heap of mess!

  13. FreakyZ

    She looks very sad.

  14. The Princess

    She look like she has a problems. Time for her to go away.

  15. The Princess

    She look like she has a problems.

  16. Simone

    As many celebrity’s,
    Pammy has had her fair share of bad publicity, And really it can be a lost world in the entertainment industry, Pamela Anderson is a Beautiful person, inside and out.
    Started as an innocent gorgeous girl,
    and totally smothered by fame,
    its her business what she does in her life, and its not like she;s the only person with problems, give the women a break..
    And get a Bloody life, you haters, Leave your insults to your self,…
    Pamela you thrive on girl. xx
    You deserve love…God Bless you..

  17. Simone

    As many celebrity’s,
    Pammy has had her fair share of bad publicity, And really it can be a lost world in the entertainment industry, Pamela Anderson is a Beautiful person, inside and out.
    Started as an innocent gorgeous girl,
    and totally smothered by fame,
    its her business what she does in her life, and its not like she;s the only person with problems, give the women a break..
    And get a Bloody life, you haters, Leave your insults to your self,…
    Pamela you thrive on girl. xx
    You deserve love…God Bless you..

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