Pamela Anderson Has Problems

I want that tiara. Did she make that outfit? For real. Honestly, it looks like she might have found that piece in a bargain bin at TJ Maxx and slapped a Chanel perfume ad on the front with some craft glue or something. Here’s Pamela Anderson ringing the NYE in at Lax in Vegas. And she’s looking like the most coked-up stripper in the land, per usual. Pam had kind of a nutty year. She got quick-married to Rick Saloman, better known as the co-star in Paris Hilton’s sextape, and then filed for divorce. She later changed her mind and claims they are trying to work things out. Probably over a mirror with a razorblade. Pam says that she has “plenty” of problems, and that “what can you do? We’re all human. We’re all trying.” Well, yeah, but honey – where’s the kids? What goes through that vacant parking space she calls a mind? You’re running around looking hagged out and working as a magician’s assistant in Vegas and we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of those children. Please don’t tell me they’re with Tommy Lee. I know that’s their Dad but dude gets into slapfights at awards shows with other exes of Pam’s. Is there a dowdy aunt or something that can step in and guide them?

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