Pamela Anderson Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know That Those Boobs Are Sorta Taken

Pamela Anderson has some bullshit excuse for why she doesn’t wear a wedding ring. When asked why, she reportedly asked the journalist “Haven’t you seen Blood Diamond”? “Blood Diamond” starred Leonardo DiCaprio and portrayed the barbaric diamond trade in Africa. Oh please. Obviously the rock your new husband Rick Saloman gave you wasn’t big enough. Or you wanted to make sure that if you wanted to grab your ankles, you couldn’t be pegged as involved.

Pamela – who married Rick in the hour break between her Las Vegas shows
where she is performing as magician Hans Klok’s assistant – said: “Haven’t
they ever seen ‘Blood Diamond?’ All I need is Rick around my finger.”

Jesus, she’s better off not taking her Hep C meds than having Rick around her finger or any other part of her body! He had sex with Paris Hilton. On film! Damn! I need a bath! You married that? Did you leave your brains with Tommy?

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